Half-Assed Mixtape, by Half-Assed Men

Half-Assed Mixtape

by Half-Assed Men

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RAPKOT. Because I'm the one who've crafted it! Favorite track: Kool Aib.

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Cassette + Digital Album
Comes in hot pink coloured shell and 2 bonus tracks (just like the deluxe and gold records; Tera & Minced Human). All instrumentals are included on Side B. 300 gsm J-Card. FREE Digital download code redeemable on RAPKOT.’s Bandcamp. Sealed and topped off with a hypesticker. 150 units available worldwide.

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Limited Edition 7" Vinyl with OBI-Strip (ONE EACH CUSTOMER)
Record/Vinyl + Digital Album
Clear vinyl. Comes with an exclusive OBI-strip, a lyrics insert sheet, 230gsm jacket, inner sleeve and PVC outer sleeve. Will come hand-numbered, and hand-signed by IMANIAC & Fir of RAPKOT.

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Deluxe Edition 7" Black Vinyl with Screen-printed Jacket (ONE EACH CUSTOMER)
Record/Vinyl + Digital Album
Piano black vinyl. Comes with a matte-finished OBI-strip, a 300gsm lyrics insert sheet, 360gsm screen-printed jacket, inner sleeve and PVC outer sleeve. Will come hand-numbered and authenticated.

There are 2 bonus tracks pressed exclusively on this edition; Tera (Side A) & Minced Human (Side B). You won't be able to experience them elsewhere.

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Goldie Edition 7" Black Vinyl with Screen-printed Jacket (ONE EACH CUSTOMER)
Record/Vinyl + Digital Album
A piano black vinyl. All neatly packaged in a matte-finished black jacket with glitter gold dye-silkscreen printed by the Underdog Sablon Squad with an exclusive gold OBI strip to symbolize the power you have over everyone else. Will come hand-numbered and authenticated.

There are 2 bonus tracks pressed exclusively on this edition; Tera (Side A) & Minced Human (Side B). You won't be able to experience them elsewhere.

Only 20 copies have been made and it will never be repressed in this fashion again.

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1.	The Alpha 00:52	lyrics
No guns, but I'm fully equipped, I might snap and shoot like I'm taking a pic, Giving out L's but I ain't sharing my spliffs, Throwing feces in your face that's me giving a shit, Try and dodge my attacks that ain't doable, The only way I won't hit you is if yous a girl, This a half ass speech at your funerals, RAPKOT, IMANIAC; Welcome To Our World!
2.	Dia Datang 01:04	lyrics
I go mad man, Don Draper style, I'll sell ashtrays to some vapin guys, And I always back up all the words that I've said, Might wish you good luck then I'll break ya leg, You can't deny this, I am the flyest, Bars so dark, Make u adjust the brightness, Checked last night, Your girl ain’t the tightest, Smoke a king out, He wont question my highness, Like a dad with a belt, I’ll smack you even yo mother won't help, Wanna be sick i'll affect your health, Wanna bang a bitch then go fuck yourself, Drop your name, no benefit, I'm selling bars you selling drip, Got no punches but you say they hits? A fat gymnast can make better flips, And I’m downright mental, You bite a little? But can't trace my scribbles, Your lyrical storm feels like a slight drizzle, Check my vocal takes you can hear the mic sizzle, Play witcho feelings with a pen and a pad, Beautify double meanings like a Petronas ad, Other rappers don’t tell but they know I'm their dad This is what they Mama yell when I'm back;
3.	Gocoh Bey 01:07	lyrics
Walk away from my rage but it’s baby steps, Go insane someday so I'm taking bets, And my mind may be set that it may reset, ‘Cos these voices come back like a crazy ex, I'm that dude that spit facts and you know my truth hurts, Impeccable pen game's like Zeem Ahmad’s footwork, Buncha sad ass poets, don’t gimme that trash, Stick their head in the oven like they Sylvia Plath, It's that underground sicko getting head like a pillow, Might never leave ya mind like a Fresh Prince intro, I'm triggering bimbos with ma rude ass lingo, Smooth with words I'll sell a haircut to Flizzow, Not in it for the fashion, the cash or the fame, Only driven by my passion, and the love of the game, Wack rappers got the shows but I never complained, Got that ice on their neck so I guess they chained, I shoot words like missiles, but that's just how I speak, I got Joe's Flizzow, but Malique’s technique I'm different from scene & I'm different from your stars, You ain't ever heard this verse ‘cos I don't recycle my bars.
4.	Tera 01:08	lyrics
I'm spitting like I'm fixing the leak in the kitchen sink, Bitches think, they can write but to me they just spilling ink, Stop thinking blink, take a whiff of that, Your opinions stink! Won't stumble on your tracks if you spammed a million links, I'm crazy as hell anyone try test me they know they will fail, I'm blazing the trail, Middle finger calls me Dad 'cos I've been raising it well, These fakers will bail, The crowd goes wild when my name is on the poster, Make 'em put they hands up like they on a roller coaster, I told ya, I grip the mic like I'm strangling a dude with a small neck, Who here got more threats take a rapper out and go “Umm...next?” It's that raw punk fella, No junk seller, You drop shit but I take dumps better, I make the earth tremor, Please get off my land 'cos hang tak tera!
5.	Laksana Bulan 01:03	lyrics
Most MC's tremble bila nampak aku tulis, Tambah Fir scratching vinyls macam record ada kudis, (Uhh) Digging for a verse all you got are gang signs, My punches blow up ‘cos I fucking land mine, Ya ya y'know that's a double entendre, If you can't switch flows, better switch up ya genres, Pen as my knife always make a book bleed, Smoking all of these MC's mo than they smoke weed, Scene is too polite I can be rude all night, Here's some food for thought I know that you gon bite, I don't choose to write just abuse the mic, Get me on a track so your views'll spike, I'm a villain, Hannibal Lecter in the kitchen, Dropped three tabs but why are you trippin? I'm chillin, spitting to a crowd that listens, When you get up on stage they go on intermission, Like;
6.	Stank & Broke 01:00	lyrics
When I wake up “John Putih” for breakfast, Still lying down on my Toto mattress, The fact is, I'm normally cashless, I'm anxious, when I get a text from Maxis, I wanna be rich tapi tak dapat, Duduk condo sewa rumah pak guard, Wanted blonde hair but it came out karat, Mintak discount when I pay my zakat, Ignoring my debt sampai korang segan mintak, Plan a road trip tapi tanak bayar minyak, Secondhand style but I call that retro, Flex my whip but it’s still a rental, Order Burger Special but pay for Benjo, Even if it’s free Imma still gon nego, Fake ass hoodie but I’m feeling fly, Chain came from Mr. DIY, Any group dinners Imma be that guy, When the bill come up Imma say goodbye!
7.	Drill Ke Tu? 01:12	lyrics
I know you like to play, but this a different game, We gotta different definition of getting slayed, So try & throw a rage your flow be sewage waste, I don't think you belong in the human race, Vivy Yusof case, I write, you copy paste, Understand that your haters have better taste, Oh you be feeling praised, You the biggest name, Lookin’ dazed with an “I rape women” face, Ain’t no mystery that I’ll mistreat, Any rapper or fan or any sick beat, What I write in a minute you take six weeks, Like the stuff Petaling Street yo shit's cheap, I don't need to dig deep I just bring heat, I just feed off these rappers like they quick treats, Turnin’ their body blue like they Mystique, Get weak, these pipsqueaks be dead meat, Half ass when I light the mic and flow slow, Half ass when I slice your fuckin torso, Bozos acting like don't know, Sucking dick's the only way they throw blows, Got so many stuff I wanna lay on, Guess I'm pretty fucked up like space porn, Fuck multiple tracks we on the same song, And it's not gonna stop so just play on
8.	Kool Aib 01:08	lyrics
Bring the bass, bring the snare, bring the hi-hat, Bring the mic, bring the blunt, I'mma light that, Fight back, tight smack, anyone who writes crap, Em said “you got one shot” and that's my right jab, I'm that witty dude, you just looking pitiful, Got your girl texting she be sendin’ nudes, I'm pretty rude with the punches that I land, Haram when I spit ‘cos I be going HAM, Popping on the Gram but you a lonely man, Your girl got more followers on her Onlyfans, Brodie damn, you lose but I keep winning, Every instrumental get used like cheap women, I be dropping truth, like tabs to leave you trippin, These MFs be DOOMed if they mad at this villain, Stylish looking wardrobe but it ain't what you buy man, Lyricists be Waldo ’cos it's hard to find them, I'm grindin’, straight young Eric Koston, Like fireworks on CNY I pop off very often, I rock n roll, switching roles like my name was Dave Grohl (what?) So, I'm getting......... pretty old
9.	The Omega 01:05	lyrics
Ride the beat like a mini tricycle, You ain't just fake you recyclable, It's undeniable that I am viable, For my characteristics that’s non-societal, Unreliable like a UMobile signal, Prolly go viral if I made my rhymes simple, But I ain't making shit for these mainstream feeders, I flip words like pages for magazine readers, Be pushing out them flames ‘cos I am the heat dealer, Don't know what I mean, then I will be meaner, Got the delay in my flow, Even off tempo I be slayin’ it though, These other rappers see me they like say it ain't so, Smoking high grade bud but they paygrade's low, I'm not playing.. ‘cos that shit be fake, I'mma text your girl and tell her bitch wait, If you really wanna know why her period's late? It's RAPKOT - IMANIAC's half-assed mixtape!

about

RAPKOT. was bored of the mediocre trash that've been released on streaming platforms recently. So he decided to borrow his son's toys to make some nerve-wrecking, jaw-clenching samples to annoy some average sounding rappers.

IMANIAC returned from smacking wack rappers that care more about Tik Tok challenges rather than lyrical schemes. Sick of abusing these defenseless idiots, he manifested his raging thoughts onto his cracked OnePlus.

Through some miracle, these two joined forces and an album was created. With no hooks, no features, just beats & bars.

If you fucks with this half-assed stuff, just imagine if we went full-assed?

credits

released February 7, 2021

Album Credits:

All beats and cuts by RAPKOT.
All bars by IMANIAC.
Art Direction by RAPKOT.
Recorded in IMANIAC's brothel
Mixed and mastered by RAPKOT.
Loved by Yo Momma!